Amazing Peanut Butter

What can't this stuff do? Here's how the conversation went:

Sigboy Jr: Dad, You forgot to make sure I took out my gum before I went to bed.

Me: When did it become my responsibility to look in your mouth?

Jr: I don't know, but it's all in my hair.

Me: Do we have to shave your head?

Jr: (pleading) No Daddy, please no.

Me: You know the rules.

Mrs. Sigboy: I don't want to shave his head.

Me: We could try peanut butter.



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