What can't this stuff do? Here's how the conversation went:
Sigboy Jr: Dad, You forgot to make sure I took out my gum before I went to bed.
Me: When did it become my responsibility to look in your mouth?
Jr: I don't know, but it's all in my hair.
Me: Do we have to shave your head?
Jr: (pleading) No Daddy, please no.
Me: You know the rules.
Mrs. Sigboy: I don't want to shave his head.
Me: We could try peanut butter.